Skull Tee

 
Size

Flower and skull design on super-soft black cotton tee with raw edges on both the extra long 'short-sleeves' and the bottom of the tee... to give an edgier look.
$35.00
 
Fly Like a Bird

Size

Bright aqua hummingbird and flower design against a grass green background. Raglan style tee with cap-sleeves for that girly look.
$35.00
 
Dragon Slayer

 
Size

Metallic silver Chinese-style dragon on a fuchsia puff-sleeve tee.
$40.00
   
Swirly Girlie

Size

Jewel-toned retro flower design on a long-sleeve orange tee.
$40.00
 
 
State of Affairs - Long Version

 
Size

Just like the ever-popular tank... but with long-sleeves for those cooler days.
$40.00
 
Family Tree

 
Size

Champagne, cotton candy pink and gold metallic embroidered cherry tree on chocolate tee. Additional cherry blossom on lower right sleeve.
$50.00
First Comes Love

 
Size

Mommy and Daddy kissing in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage. You know the story, now you’re living it.

Black on white cap-sleeved tee, accented with a red kiss
$35.00
 
Rock On

 
Size

ROCK ON HOT MAMA heat transfer on heather gray raglan tee with 3/4-length black sleeves.
$40.00
     
Foreign Concept

 
Language Size

Does everything seem foreign to you right now, including your body? Here's another foreign concept. 'Nine Months' in French, Italian or Spanish. Hey - at least it sounds more glamorous in another language.

Available in French ('neuf mois'), Italian ('nove mesi') or Spanish ('nueve meses')

White on black cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
 
Talk Dirty to Me

 
Size

Large and in charge. Let ‘em know who’s boss. Or, if you still feel any connection to your former sexual self, you can always pretend that you’re talking dirty... though that might be what got you in this state in the first place.

Silver and gold metallic sparkle 'Who's Your Mama?' on black cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
     
Mommy-Going-Round

 
Size

Mommy going round. That's you in so many ways. These happy colors and the symbol of a mother holding her child (or your body shape, if that's what you see) are sure to make your mood a little bit brighter.

Pink and green on white cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
 
Do the Due

Color Month Due Size

Tired of answering the same question? Beat 'em to the punch with this vintage ringer tee. Fuzzy iron-on letters spell out your due date month. Don't expect them to quit asking what if they can touch your tummy, though.

Available in each month of the year

Navy letters on heather blue and navy tee or grass green letters on heather green and grass green tee (not shown)
$35.00
     
Here's Looking at You, Kid

Size

X-ray vision. Let 'em see right through you with this sonogram image. There is a baby in there, after all.

White on black cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
 
Home Run

 
Month Size

Available in each month of the year

Light blue flocked letters on a chocolate tee with light blue sleeves
$40.00
     
Superior Service

Size

You can't get much sexier than a pregnant woman. Really. The beautiful shape mixed with the crazy hormones. There is no denying that pregnant women do it better.

Red sparkle 'Pregnant Women Do It Better' on white cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
 
What a Character!

 
Color Size

All that love you're feeling? Spread the word with these Chinese symbols for 'Mother's Love' embroidered on your chest. Why keep it to your self? Share the love...

Available in honeydew (orange) or charcoal gray embroidery

Honeydew/charcoal on white cap-sleeved tee
$35.00
     
Here's a Story...

Sex Size

Sugar & spice or snips & snails? Let everyone know your story with this book-style message. The baby block at the beginning makes the story even sweeter.

Available in boy/blue (Snips and snails and puppy dog tails...) or girl/pink (Sugar and spice and everything nice...)

Blue/pink on white tee
$35.00